Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com/

suicidalbreakd0wn:

whenpainmeetsdeath:

I wish at school they would talk about depression, anxiety, eating disorders, and self harm. Not just bullying. Because sometime it’s not people that make us feel like shit, it’s ourselves.

YES SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT, YES.

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

GL